I\u2019m a simple man. I weigh rewards above morality in my side quests, and I love a good pixelated goth GF as much as the next gamer. In fact, I would say the only thing more important than scoring the best loot possible is doing whatever it takes to secure a shot with the resident emo thirst traps of Baldur\u2019s Gate 3. <\/em>I understand the tenets of the game. I understand that there are things that must always be done\u2014opportunities that must be taken\u2014and yet\u2026<\/p>
Forgive me, my fellow Baldurians, for I have sinned. You may be thinking this confession has to do with Minthara. She is the quintessential evil goth GF, after all, but no\u2014when push came to shove, I had no problem slaughtering the innocent men, women, and children of Druid\u2019s Grove to make Minthara happy. This transgression came later on in the game, and it came with no reward\u2014no necessity to justify my actions. How have I sinned, exactly? Simply put, I\u2019ve gone soft. I\u2019ve broken the cardinal rule that all opportunities for scandal must be capitalized on in Baldur\u2019s Gate 3<\/em>. I\u2019ve had my heart and desire for chaos melted by the hottest thing this side of Avernus\u2014Karlach.<\/p>
